Emily: I need to take another shower tonight. My hair is greasy. Mom, why is my hair so greasy?
Greg: Probably because you sweat today.
Me: It’s called pppuuuuuubbbbbeeeerrrrtttttyyyyy.
Madison: <giggle> What’s proo-berdy?
Cameron: I know! It’s when you get to date, kiss, get married and have babies! <BIG SMILE>
So she missed the mark, but at least she got those things in the right order!