So I am sitting in the car line with Cameron and Quincy this morning when I hear Cameron say, “Well, I’m going to shave my hairy wee-wee.”
This. Ahem (clearing throat). I mean, THIS, in response to a comment from Quincy about Justin Bieber being her boyfriend. I choked back a laugh quickly enough to get out, “Where did you hear that Cameron?” I always hold my breath after I ask that question for fear that the response will implicate me or Greg. We’ve realized over time that the girls possess one super-hero quality, and that one quality would be super-sonic hearing. So there is no telling really where they would have heard something like that. Not that Greg and I go around talking about that stuff, but…
She quickly offered up another little girl in her class as the culprit. (Whew!) I tried to remain calm and, very subtly, dig a little deeper so that I could fully understand the context of her conversation with this other little girl. I mean, it could just be that she walked in on her mom shaving her bikini line or something like that. But I got nothing more from Cameron.
So I have a dilemma. Do I file this under “kids-say-the-darndest-things” and move on? Or do I mention it to the teacher to alert her to the kinds of conversations going on in her classroom?