1.) tired of hearing about the British and their bed linens. Who gives a rip? Can’t we just look at it like they are doing their part for the environment and get on with our lives? I mean, we already knew they had bad teeth. Couldn’t we have, by extension, assumed that they don’t give a lick about clean sheets? I’m just saying.
2.) considering closing my yahoo e-mail account because I am tired of getting spam ads for Extenze, gift cards that require you to complete three offers, vending machine businesses, and horny wives looking for hook-ups. If only changing e-mail accounts wasn’t like moving to another planet.
3.) considering putting a countdown clock on my laptop for Sex and the City 2 and/or Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I admit this with full knowledge that I may lose some readers over these obsessions.
4.) considering joining the Tea party just to be called a tea bagger. So….damn…..funny. It never gets old.
5.) looking around my house and wondering which of the un-finished projects to work on next. Think I’ll start with the kids.
6.) going to win the HGTV dream home this year. I can FEEL it.
7.) tired of telling the girls not to tease the dogs. Barkley and Bruiser: Can one of you just bite the girls, not so hard that you break the skin and I have to spend money in the ER, but scary enough that they get this concept please?
8.) going to eat the rest of Greg’s chocolate birthday cake and bake another exactly like it before he gets home so he won’t know. Of course, I’ll be 200 pounds with a chocolate moustache so he may figure it out.
9.) shocked that my kindergartener knows how to spell 100 words off the top of her head. The human brain is simply amazing.
10.) amazed that anyone would like/respect/follow/admire/want to be like Sarah Palin. Not making judgments, just perplexed by this one. Can anyone help me out?
That’s all for today. Discuss.