I th0ught I would post this ad here….just in case anyone is listening.
Bright and reasonably articulate wife and mother of 4, with considerable travel experience, seeks temporary assignment as a Travel Correspondent. Willing to take on the Herculean task of packing up family of 6 and taking all means of transportation to any exotic, kid-friendly, five-star beach resort with a current average temperature above 85 degrees. For the purpose of completing my review of said resort, I agree to take advantage of all available amenities. For a well-written, widely publicized and glowing review, I require compensation in the form of all travel, accommodations and meals for me and my family and any incidental charges that occur as a direct relation to my review. To provide adequate time to experience the resort, stay must be at least 5 days. Extended stays will be given serious consideration. Availability: Pronto. ASAP. Immediate.